American-style (Republican) Christianity
So this guy is running…
“I did kill a wolf, while it was still on the endangered species.”
These are the words of Walt Bayes, who is running for Governor of Idaho on the Republican ticket. His primary political goal is “to stop abortion.” The other crazy onstage is biker Harley Brown, whose charming website contains carefully curated list of “Harleyisms.” A sampling:
I was preparing my income tax and thought “thank God we don’t get all the government we pay for!”
Burn up all of the gas - That’s the American way - God Bless America
Register Communists, not firearms. That means domestic enemies of the United States Constitution such as Bloomberg, Schumer and Pelosi
A while back I visited Israel and discovered the REAL reason Jewish men get circumcised - Because Jewish women won’t touch anything that is not at least 20% off
Loud pipes save lives
Gun control means hitting your target. (Editor’s note: I recommend “Gun control is accomplished by a firm grip with both hands”)
Democrats piss me off
The difference between the IRS and a whore is that a whore will quit screwing you after your dead
Why wasn’t Jesus born in Poland? They couldn’t find three wise men or a virgin.
And my personal favorite:
Riding a Jap bike is like f_cking a faggot I guess it feels OK until somebody sees you doing it & you sure as hell don’t tell your buddies about it the next day.
In the words of Harley Brown, “you have your choice folks—a cowboy, a curmudgeon, a biker, or a normal guy.” Choose wisely, Idaho. Choose wisely.