This video for the “Smile Bitch Training Camp” nails exactly what happens to a lot of women just minding their own business. On a daily basis. In fact, it just happened to me on Tuesday as I was booking my ass to Urgent Care for an asthma attack. I was walking past a gentleman sitting on a bench who said, “Why you got look all sad? You’re too fine for that, you need to smile, sweet cheeks!”
I glared at him with complete hatred. Gasping for air I answered, “I’m having a fucking asthma attack, asshole!”
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“Thanks to the Smile Bitch Training Camp, guys never have to have their day ruined by seeing my unhappy face!”
Why do some men do this?! It’s perplexing! Stop it!