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Toy collector unknowingly showcases a dildo on his TV show, hilarity ensues!
06.07.2013
01:06 pm

Topics:
Amusing
Sex

Tags:
guns
toys
Dildos
sex toys


 
“What a wonderful idea for a gun. Quite mad, but great fun.”

Yep, it sure is great fun, Mr. Hendrik Ball!

 
Previously on Dangerous Minds:
Man outraged after receiving threatening dildo in the mail from tractor supply company

Via Gawker

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Cops and Nobbers: Police pounding the beat with a dildo in their hands
05.28.2013
06:13 am

Topics:
Amusing
Crime

Tags:
Police
Dildos

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Oo-er. Bringing a double meaning to when a cop says “Assume the positions,” or “Up against the wall,” (fnarr, fnarr) Cops and Nobbers re-imagines different police forces pounding the beat with dildos in their hands. 

The future of policing? Think about it… who would want to take on a police officer if there’s a chance of getting battered by a double-ender.

A few more Cops and Nobbers here
 
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More truncheon vouchers, after the jump…
 

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Man outraged after receiving threatening dildo in the mail from tractor supply company
05.08.2013
08:21 am

Topics:
Amusing

Tags:
Dildos


 
Ralph Polnicky of Shawnee, Oklahoma is outraged, damn it!  And he has a good reason to be! Allegedly after an “ugly” confrontation with an employee at the Tractor Supply store, Polnicky received a threatening 8-inch dildo in the mail with “Ralph Is A Dick!!” and “Tractor Supply. Don’t come back!!” written on it. 

“We were aghast, I mean, we were absolutely shocked by what’s in this box,” he said. “My wife was, just, ‘Oh my God! What, who is this? What do they want? What are they going to do next?’”

Polinky says “Don’t come back!” was shouted at him by the employee at Tractor Supply after Polinky complained “about taking too long to order a product.”

According to reports, “Tractor Supply acknowledged hearing about the package but couldn’t say anything about it. ”  


 

 
Via Arbroath

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