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Quick, Summary Justice, DIY-Style!
07.30.2009
10:37 am

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Amusing

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Guillotines
Punishment

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My fluency in Italian ranges from shaky to non-existent, but some things do transcend linguistic boundaries.  Beheadings by guillotine, for example.  According to the Sokkomb website, “Your dynamic, active rhythm demands quick, summary justice and you are the person to do it, but too often you just don’t have the time and your family is increasingly in danger.”  Well, regardless of whether or not you are that person, rest assured the Sokkomb in-home neck-chopper is made from, “the best solid pine and comes equipped with a sturdy blade in stainless steel.  It is light and versatile and is guaranteed effective for up to 100 executions a day.”

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