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10.08.2013
12:42 pm

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Bonkers YouTube “endtimes co-prophet” William Tapley doesn’t mind mockery. It comes with the territory of being an important persona in the all-out war between good and evil that will culminate in the return of Christ. Tapley just wants to get his apocalyptic “revelation” out any way he can.

Yesterday he sighed, when told that he was “hilarious” by one of his viewers:

So why haven’t Leno, Letterman, Colbert or any of the other media shills picked up on the story?

Something tells me they probably will be getting in touch over this one…
 

 
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Crackpot apocalypse prophet William Tapley on CNN
06.09.2011
08:57 am

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William Tapley, the 71-year-old retired furniture engineer from Forestport, NY and self-described “Co-prophet of the End Times” and “Third Eagle of the Apocalypse” actually made it on to CNN the other day.

And here, I thought he was just another obscure Christian crackpot making preposterous “biblical” predictions in YouTube videos, that we and a few other sites linked to just to goof on him…

Now, Billy the Tap is goin’ international!

Even though Tapley is, of course, being ridiculed here, I’m sure in his mind, this will be interpreted as a good thing anyway, because his God’s message will be “getting out there” more. Even though he must get slammed with “you’re an idiot” type comments and emails all day long, I’ve never seen Tapley address the subject of people ridiculing him. I guess he’d have to be impervious to Internet hecklers in his role as “Co-prophet of the End Times” and “Third Eagle of the Apocalypse.”

All part of God’s plan… All part of the plan!
 

 
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If You Use Condoms, You Will Not Be Raptured

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Anti-abortion song from William Tapley
12.28.2010
02:56 pm

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Ear-bleeding, anti-music, anti-abortion song from the one and only Wlliam Tapley, “Third Eagle of the Apocalypse” and “Co-Prophet of the Endtimes.” I realize that linking to this shitty song by this nincompoop is a bit like saying “This smells like shit, here, smell it,” but there it is. Waiting for you. To hit play.

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Happy Holidays: Doomsayer William Tapley proclaims the start of World War III
11.27.2010
02:35 pm

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A message of holiday cheer, questionable reasoning and spurious leaps in logic from William “The Tap” Tapley, self-proclaimed “Third Eagle of the Apocalypse” and “Co-prophet of the Endtimes.”

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‘Antichrist, he’s not nice! Take his mark and pay the price’
10.05.2010
08:07 am

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“Don’t be dumb! Rapture comes!” Deeply ridiculous Fundie wack-a-doo and YouTube end-times prophet, William Tapley, aka the Third Eagle of the Apocalypse, aka the Co-Prophet of the End Times, fires up his Casiotone in an outdoor setting and performs his latest “hit,” a jaunty lil’ number called “Doom & Gloom.”

“Please don’t dread Armaged!” Trust me, listen to this one.

More William Tapley madness on Dangerous Minds

 

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William Tapley: It’s Prophesied

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That brilliant Bob Odenkirk character reminded me of this twisted old coot who is unfortunately not joking. I do however love how the casio changes settings with each edit and it’s quite a jaunty little tune for such a grimly absurd message. See Richard’s post from last year for more info about this deeply silly man.
 

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If You Use Condoms, You Will Not Be Raptured
09.06.2009
03:44 pm

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Seventy year-old YouTube video maker William Tapley is a retired furniture engineer from Forestport, NY.  Tapley is the self-styled “Third Eagle of the Apocalypse” and “Co-prophet of the Endtimes.” On his Revelation Unraveled series, he has described how Obama (“The King of the South”) will be the last President of America and how he will lead the US into war against Russia; what life in the US will be like after WWIII and how much God hates masturbation, the rhythm method and condoms (Just look what happened to Onan!). Unlike most Christian prophets and televangelists of late, Tapley expressly teaches that Obama is NOT the Antichrist (but he might be a Nazi!)  and has called Jack Vam Impe and Hal Lindsey “false prophets.” He also claims that God gave him arthritis in his left shoulder as a punishment for not fasting and praying hard enough for America.

Tapley really seems to believe his arrival on the scene was preordained. Here’s what he says about his gift on his YouTube Channel:

When I asked who is the “eagle” in Revelation 8:13, He said “you are”. This really shook me, but after some research I realized there are actually four eagles. The first was St. Vincent Ferrer, an amazing miracle worker, who warned humanity in 14th century Europe about the impending breakup of Christianity (the first woe). His chief disciple was St. Bernardino of Siena, who also warned about this catastrophe. Since the eagle cries “woe, woe, woe”, I determined that I must be the third personification of this eagle and my mission from God is to warn mankind about the second woe, World War 3. After me will come a fourth eagle, the prophet Enoch, whose mission will be to preach repentance to the Gentiles and warn about the third woe, the reign of the Antichrist.

I like to refer to the four of us eagles as “three saints and a sinner”. The term “co-prophet” means that I complete the end times prophecies in the Bible. I often compare the gifts of end times prophecy and co-prophecy to the gift of speaking in tongues and interpreting tongues. These manifestations come from the Holy Spirit who always requires two people to express His gift of life and love, such as also marriage. I hope you continue to enjoy my prophecy videos and I encourage any and all comments. I try to respond to as many as I can and my only rule is that I will delete any “F” words.

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