The menu is some straightforward shit. Read the paragraph below to see what I mean:
No discount for cash. Stink fingers and jerking-off matinees for young men under 21, every Wednesday from 2:30 to 4. Customers must enter with cash in one hand and tool in the other. If you are not a self-starter, stay at home and jack yourself off.
I can’t help but laugh at some of the options. I mean, this is something that would make even the Trailer Park Boys blush!
- Blowing in the asshole, new style… 1.70
- Finger fucking, with juice… .50Sitting on prick, shoving in stones and all… 2.59
Some people on the Internet are saying this is fake. According to a few folks online this was something printed and sold in the vaudeville era to make people laugh. Kinda of like tourists merchandise. Others are saying, “Yeah, this is remarkably fake. Look at the font - it’s obviously a computer generated and printed font.”
Now I’m not going to type out all the specialties, but you can read a larger version of the menu here.